Ironic{Alien} wants to make 'Badassary for your Torso'.

It is true; thoughtfully produced quality wearables can provide a modicum of validation...we suggest this be achieved wearing one of our quality designs.

Everyone reading this has probably had the experience of a stranger approaching them to say how much they liked thier t-shirt. Sometimes this innocent interaction blossoms into a lasting friendship between two like minded t-fashion enthusiasts...connection made.

Ironic{Alien}'s purpose is to facilitate connections within the gloriously chaotic flash-mob-dance-fight called 'Humanity'
- by way of providing quality 'badassary for your torso.'