ZILF'OZ is our inital iteration based on a boarderline (and deeply disturbing) necrophiliatic tendanciy some here at I{A] have struggled to keep in check since 'carnal-consent' was established as such a subjective quagmire and built upon wibbly-wobbly and oft evolving (devolving?) perspectives.

This OZ-ZILF is another sizzling conversational Firestarter. I mean. really...who comes up with this shit?
The good news? Our FluffyFAK UNIsx Hoodie is comfy-n-warm -- feeling like a long hug from a fluffy friend that you intend, somehow, to ILF.

No smelling salts. No space heater, nor layered condoms necessary.
Your new ‘wearable hug’ will provide the gift of comfort like only a FluffyFAK Hoodie can…

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
...and art across your front advertising (suggesting?) a willingness to 'OZ tap-dat-ass' prior to (hastily) double tapping them brainpans. (squish....squish)

This product is made when you place your order. Print on Demand (PoD) helps eradicate overproduction/waste.
for making a conscious acquisition decision!